YouTube quitter offered job by Queen Latifah

"Sometimes I think you need to forcefully close one door, in order for the other one to open a little easier." These are the words of Ludwig Wittgenstein, in a speech to a philosophical symposium in 1932. Wait, no. They're actually the words of Marina Shifrin, the world-famous YouTube quitter, in conversation with Queen Latifah. Unless you have been paralyzed by a government stoppage, you'll know that Shifrin became terribly famous by posting a quitting video on YouTubewhich delighted millions. On Wednesday, she appeared on Queen Latifah's talk show. She explained that she was really not a dancer at all, but a stand-up comedian. Suddenly, with a spontaneity that will surely echo around the world, the Queen said: "I like to be surrounded by cool, creative, interesting people." This would, of course, explain her appearance alongside Charlie Sheen and Pamela Anderson in "Scary Movie 3." The Queen continued, with a mischievous grin: "What if I created something called Digital Content Producer? Naturally, Shifrin assumed she was joking.